Pedi Cure-All

(Ke) Just got reflexolojesusgodthathurts! Is that my kidney? Should I be on a transplant list?

(Kr) Oh my. Creepy foot massage place or actual professional reflexology?

(Ke) The latter. And might I add  there's no amount of oil that justifies that intense of a toweling off. May I suggest fabric softener? I'm widdled down to the dermis over here.