Cart Smarts

(Kr) Curious how many times "We should have grabbed a cart" is mumbled hourly at my local Target. There must be an equation: Gallon of milk+Kleenex+tampons=one mumble. 

(Ke) You never know how many boxes of wine you'll need until you get in there. 

(Kr) If we're talkin' wine, that's multiple cart/mumble territory. 

Pedi Cure-All

(Ke) Just got reflexolojesusgodthathurts! Is that my kidney? Should I be on a transplant list?

(Kr) Oh my. Creepy foot massage place or actual professional reflexology?

(Ke) The latter. And might I add  there's no amount of oil that justifies that intense of a toweling off. May I suggest fabric softener? I'm widdled down to the dermis over here.