(Ke) Irony (n): falling asleep with a cough drop in one's mouth, thereby burning a hole in one's throat, resulting in the most painful sore throat imaginable.
(Kr) Look on the bright side, I just had a dream you were going to get a perio-pregnancy test. Whatever that is, sounds uncomfortable. Like they'd be drilling from your bicuspids to your uterus.
(Ke) Why am I getting tests in your dream? Have your own uncomfortable made up dream tests! And I don't think you understand the concept of "bright side".
(Kr) I go back to nightnight now.
(Ke) I'm glad you can sleep. Thanks for the inevitable insomnia and ensuring I'll never visit the dentist or OGBYN again.
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