(Ke) Paul Simon's fingernails are the most disgusting/well manicured I've ever seen.
(Kr) I didn't look close enough. What's disgusting?
(Ke) Google them.
(Kr) I can't find a good picture. Ewwww. Found a picture. So ladylike.
(Ke) Yet werewolf like.
(Kr) I guess being a werewolf gets ya paid.
(Ke) I could see them when he was on SNL. I so wanted them to be yellow and nasty. I really don't know which is creepier.
My world has just been rocked. I could have lived a much happier life without having googled that. I still think you guys are really funny - but my opinion of Mr. Simon is shakey.
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