Cavalcade of Cavities

(Ke)  Joe brought this home for me.  Note the fork.  I already finished half the coffee cake before you got this.

(Kr)  Damn!  Mommy has a sweet tooth.  A whole mouth full o' sweet teeth.

(Ke)  And he just told me he's bringing home brownies.

(Kr)  Why is he shoving desserts down your face?

(Ke)  I guess I'm not heavy enough for him.  He forgets I have over a month left.  Let me get there.