MC=(Pie)2

(Kr)  Definitely at Marie Callendars.

(Ke)  Those still exist?

(Kr)  Oh my, yes.  Chicken pot pie and a hunk o' chocolate silk pie.  Double pie, ya see.

(Ke)  Nice!  Be sure to let me know how that goes.

(Kr)  Well, I'm going to eat it and immediately regret it.  That's an advance summary for ya.

Get Your Tobler-Own

(Kr)

(Ke)  Now I could really get sick off that.

(Kr)  It's serious.

(Ke)  How weird is this?

Joe got it at work.

(Kr)  Like, the weirdest, man.  I bet all of those still don't equal the one I have.

(Ke)  Should we melt them down and see?

(Kr)  Chocolate highway.  That doesn't sound right.

(Ke)

Joe wants to know how many ounces yours is.  He's very serious about this.

(Kr)  It's one pound 10 ounces.

(Ke)  Ours is 1 pound 2 ounces.  You win this round.

You know, for guests.

(Kr)  I give 'em 24 hours.

(Ke)  How dare you...give me so much time.  You underestimate me.

IHOP YOUHOP WEHOP

(Kr) There's a breakfast at IHOP that involves waffle cones.

(Ke) That reminds me that I better have some ice cream.  And breakfast

You Best Karma Correct

(Kr)  Soooooo overpavking? Help!

(Ke)  With your spelling?

(Kr)  Sure make fun.  I'll just bring everything I own.

(Ke)  Sounds like a great plan.  Hen will you be here tomorrow?

(Kr)  Ha.  Or was that a call back?

(Ke)  It was accidental.  Embarrassing.

(Kr)  In yo gace!!  And that, my dear, is how a call back is done.  (Cheers from my adoring fans all around the world.)

A Clean Getaway

(Ke) This happened while I was in the shower.

(Kr)  That's it.  No more showers.

And The Award For Most Clueless Goes To....

(Kr)  So I walk into the bathroom at my audition and there's a girl rehearsing her lines in the mirror.  She looks at me like I'm nuts for invading her space.

(Ke)  Apologize and tell her you didn't see the star on the door.

(Kr)  How about I smack her on the crotch and tell her to get real.

(Ke)  You're doing a lot of crotch smacking today.

(Kr)  What's a week without beating up dumb lady parts?

(Ke)  And it's only Tuesday.

(Kr)  I probably won't have time later in the week.

(Ke)  You better get it all in now.

Sterilize With Alcohol

(Ke)  I wish I would have noticed the dishwasher didn't work when I ran it last night before I used about 4 dishes from it today.

(Kr)  I would maybe consider some sort of shot.

(Ke)  Like tequila?

(Kr)  Or penicillin.

(Ke)  You're thinking more long term.  I was just going to try to forget about it for a while.

(Kr)  How are you not a doctor?

(Ke)  I DON'T KNOW! I just think a good margarita can cure anything.