(Kr) What doing?
(Ke) Watching "Golden Girls".
(Kr) Jealous.
(Ke) There's nothing to be jealous of.
(Kr) Yeah. I'm too lazy to find the right channel. I'm jealous you're already on it.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Cocktail(s) Anyone?
(Kr) I was watching Memento. Not a good movie to watch after having wine. Nobody involved has short-term memory. It's a bloody mess. So, I tattooed what was happening in the movie all over my body. I may have some regrets tomorrow. Especially the one on my face. Auntie Drunky go night night now.
(Ke) As long as you're not watching Cocktail again, I don't care what you do.
(Kr) Cocktail! I bet it's on somewhere. That's Coughlin's Law.
(Ke) You're cut off from wine and bad movies.
(Kr) You can't cut off genius. Or Tom Cruise reruns. Again, Coughlin's Law. Bam!
(Ke) Sometimes it's harder than others to be sober.
(Kr) Sober, shmober. Oh, and smober.
(Ke) Maybe you should get yourself knocked up to keep you off the sauce.
(Kr) That's the best reason for having a child. It says so in "What To Expect When You're Expecting. . . To Stop Drinking Wine."
(Kr) Ok, for realskies, got to meet the zzzzzzzzs.
(Ke) Ztown, here I come. . . Sorry about that.
(Kr) That's ok. You just look like a real dork. Good night, Mommy Dork.
(Ke) Night Auntie Wino.
(Ke) As long as you're not watching Cocktail again, I don't care what you do.
(Kr) Cocktail! I bet it's on somewhere. That's Coughlin's Law.
(Ke) You're cut off from wine and bad movies.
(Kr) You can't cut off genius. Or Tom Cruise reruns. Again, Coughlin's Law. Bam!
(Ke) Sometimes it's harder than others to be sober.
(Kr) Sober, shmober. Oh, and smober.
(Ke) Maybe you should get yourself knocked up to keep you off the sauce.
(Kr) That's the best reason for having a child. It says so in "What To Expect When You're Expecting. . . To Stop Drinking Wine."
(Kr) Ok, for realskies, got to meet the zzzzzzzzs.
(Ke) Ztown, here I come. . . Sorry about that.
(Kr) That's ok. You just look like a real dork. Good night, Mommy Dork.
(Ke) Night Auntie Wino.
Donnie Wahlberg, You Motivate Me
(Kr) Is it sad that the New Kids On The Block song "Step by Step" inspired me during my run just now?
(Kr) Frankie from "The Hills" is working out in the gym in my building. I took a wrong turn in life somewhere.
(Ke) I'm thankful I don't know who that is.
(Kr) You have so much to be thankful for.
(Kr) Frankie from "The Hills" is working out in the gym in my building. I took a wrong turn in life somewhere.
(Ke) I'm thankful I don't know who that is.
(Kr) You have so much to be thankful for.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Puh-Puh-Puh Poke Her Face. Puh-Puh Poke Her Face.
(Kr) I need to have something to do tomorrow, or I'll poke my face off. Yeah. Poke it.
(Ke) That sounds time consuming.
(Kr) I've got the time. Enough to poke 2 or 3 faces off.
(Ke) That sounds time consuming.
(Kr) I've got the time. Enough to poke 2 or 3 faces off.
Timothy Hu(bba Hubba)tton
(Ke) Is Timothy Hutton hot? I can't tell.
(Kr) I have the same dilemma. I would probably make out with him with my eyes closed and picture him somewhere between "Ordinary People" and "Beautiful Girls".
(Kr) I have the same dilemma. I would probably make out with him with my eyes closed and picture him somewhere between "Ordinary People" and "Beautiful Girls".
Medium Rare. No Napkin. Just A Diaper.
(Ke) We have to go to Modern Steak when you come here. You'll shit your pants it's so good.
(Kr) I haven't shit my pants in a while. It's time.
(Kr) I haven't shit my pants in a while. It's time.
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