A Clean Getaway

(Ke) This happened while I was in the shower.

(Kr)  That's it.  No more showers.

And The Award For Most Clueless Goes To....

(Kr)  So I walk into the bathroom at my audition and there's a girl rehearsing her lines in the mirror.  She looks at me like I'm nuts for invading her space.

(Ke)  Apologize and tell her you didn't see the star on the door.

(Kr)  How about I smack her on the crotch and tell her to get real.

(Ke)  You're doing a lot of crotch smacking today.

(Kr)  What's a week without beating up dumb lady parts?

(Ke)  And it's only Tuesday.

(Kr)  I probably won't have time later in the week.

(Ke)  You better get it all in now.

Sterilize With Alcohol

(Ke)  I wish I would have noticed the dishwasher didn't work when I ran it last night before I used about 4 dishes from it today.

(Kr)  I would maybe consider some sort of shot.

(Ke)  Like tequila?

(Kr)  Or penicillin.

(Ke)  You're thinking more long term.  I was just going to try to forget about it for a while.

(Kr)  How are you not a doctor?

(Ke)  I DON'T KNOW! I just think a good margarita can cure anything.